It wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t sunny. I mean come on, I’m a chocolate rabbit left behind on Easter ON A SUNNY DAY!
I wish that little girl would have just eaten me, it would have been a far less painful death for me. But no, she had to forget me, in this cold hearted hot place for me to slowly melt into a liquid puddle of chocolate syrup.
“Ahhhhh!!!” screamed the chocolate rabbit as the chocolate rabbit melted in the sun.
Unfortunately, there will be no sequels for this poor soul, but children I beg you: never forget your chocolate bunny in the sun!